KIDSBOOKS | ROLLER THE PANGOLIN

Roller was a pangolin who lived in a Kapok tree
He’d sleep all day snoring away and wake up at three
Then he’d look up at the sky and see the sun still bright
He’d roll back into a ball, and sleep until the night

When the moon was overhead and the stars were twinkling too
Roller would roll out of bed, thinking of his food
He had no teeth to brush, so he’d just wash his little face
Then he’d smile toothlessly and shine his beautiful scales

In the night he would go out, insects on his mind
His all time favourite foods were crunchy ants and termites
He’d use his long, long tongue to catch all his insect prey
And since he had no teeth, he’d swallow them straightaway

Roller would have loved to sing but he could only hiss
So once he’d eaten all he could, he’d hiss in total bliss
He’d roam around the forest floor, sticking his tongue out
Hissing at a Kapok tree and sometimes even a rock

This quirky looking animal puzzled many folks
Some wondered if he was in fact a moving artichoke
Others thought he looked like a pinecone with feet
There were many theories about this funny beast

Then one day some poachers came to steal Roller away
They wanted his lovely scales to sell on market day
But Roller’s secret hollow tree wasn’t easily found
So there he still lives today, happy as a clown.

KIDSBOOKS | THE BLUSHING TOMATO

Better-Boy* was a tomato 
His head still had its stem
He was always blushing red
When someone spoke to him

His grandma held a record
For having the most children
She was in the Guinness Book
And also on television

He wished he was more confident
Like the olive oil and the rice
But every time he tried to speak
He’d get very tongue-tied

He sat among the onions
And the garlic on the counter
They’d peel their layers in his face
He’d cry at each encounter

How he wished he had some friends
That smelled all nice and fruity
Who wouldn’t tease him quite so much
Making his soft insides all woozy

One day a man brought out a bowl
Into which he placed some fruit
Bananas, oranges and grapes
And yippee! Better-Boy too

He smiled at his new friends
Blushing even redder
Better-Boy was finally home
With his fruity brothers and sisters
* Better Boy: A type of a tomato, the Better Boy has been in existence for more than 50 years and is a Guinness record holder for amount of fruit produced from a single plant.

KIDSBOOKS | THE ZEBRA-GIRAFFE

In a jungle in the Congo 
There lived the strangest beast
He was called the Zebra-giraffe
For the eyes he was a treat!

He fed on grass and fruits and buds
And sometimes stems and leaves
He was quite a vegetarian
Keeping our planet green

But Zebra-giraffe was upset
Everyone had names of their own
While his was borrowed from
Two cousins living far from home

So off he went on an adventure
To search for his true name
He met the wise little pygmies
And told them of his aim

They looked at him in wonder
And ooh’d and ahh’d away
They’d never seen an animal
Quite like him before today

They praised his half-striped body
And admired his velvet fur
They touched his lovely ossicones
They caused quite a stir!

Then they had a meeting
And decided finally
This curious mix of animals
Would be called the Okapi

So back he went to his jungle
The happiest boy of all
The Okapi finally had his name
And that’s still what he is called.

KIDSBOOKS | TITI THE MYNAH BIRD

Titi is a Mynah bird
Who’s adopted my balcony
For her daily tidbits
And some sociability

I feed her grapes and jammy bread
And Wyke’s mature cheddar
She warbles and honks in delight
Ruffling her tail feathers

I try sometimes to have her sit
Upon my outstretched hand
But she always flies away
Too afraid to land

One day I saw her fluttering
Outside in the terrace
I went to see what was causing
The bird such great distress

There I spied her little one
Behind the potted palm
She was flapping her little wings
Trying to get airborne

I gently picked the fledgling up
Titi watched me nervously
And placed the baby on the floor
Near her momma’s feet

She’d brought her little birdie out
To teach her how to fly
And also to introduce her
To the Treats Terrace in the sky

It was a lovely moment showing
how trusting Nature can be
When momma brought her little child
To finally meet me.

KIDSBOOKS | QUIBBLE THE CATERPILLAR

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Quibble was a caterpillar 
Grumpy as they come
He’d scowl at all who came his way
Always looking glum

He’d eat his way through the leaves
Of the milkweed plants around him
He’d kick his brothers and sisters away
If near him he found them

He crunched and munched on and on
Until his skin grew tight
And he couldn’t lift a leg or six
However hard he tried

He was extra grumpy now
Feeling like a balloon
So he made himself a silken bed
And thought he’d take a snooze

He fussed and grumbled in his sleep
For twelve whole days and nights
And then crawled out of bed legs first
Feeling blithe and feather-light

Quibble wondered why he wasn’t
Frowning at the world
When suddenly he discovered
His wings of black and gold

He spread them out joyfully
And went soaring in the sky
Quibble the caterpillar was now
Monarch the butterfly

KIDSBOOKS | POTTY-MOUTH THE WC

There was once a flush toilet
His name was Potty-mouth
He sat in a corner in the loo
Facing the sunny south

His other friends, the Sink and Tub
Would laugh at silly jokes
But Potty-mouth, with his constant pout
Was just a sad sad bloke

Every time that he was flushed
He would sniffle in despair
Leaking tearfully into his bowl
And fogging up the air

The others asked him why so sad
To which he’d say to them
You would be too if someone pooped
All over your porcelain

One day a man came into the loo
And removed Potty from his place
The sink and tub were puzzled
Where was he taking their mate?

A few days later they heard a shout
From the window of the loo
They peeked out and saw Potty mouth
Painted a beautiful sky blue

Summer flowers were blooming away
Daisies, petunias and cosmos
They stood tall in his porcelain bowl
He was now a lovely little flower pot

KIDSBOOKS | THE EGG-CEPTIONAL OVAL DOVAL

Oval Doval was an egg
And what an egg he was
With his smooth and shiny shell
He was the loveliest egg you saw

He was round and handsome
Nothing about him was lean
He was much wiser than his uncle
Humpty Dumpty had ever been

He would roll around the park
But would not play with a ball
He knew that if it bounced on him
He would break, yolk and all

He also would not climb
Walls and fences with his friends
His uncle had a great big fall
And had broken his big egg head

So Oval whirled and twirled all day
While staying on the ground
Smiling happily at everyone
Bobbing his big head around

Then one day a crow flying by
Pecked him on the nose
Oval said “if you’d nibbled my head
I’d be fried egg on toast!”

KIDSBOOKS | GRIZZLY BROWN AND MISS LORENZ

There was once a little girl
Who lived in a cozy cave
She could climb up trees and dive
And was also very brave

One day she saw a big fat bear
Who growled to be let in
But she was firm, this was her home
Growling back louder than him

He was so very surprised
That he dropped his furry coat
And stood there in the forest
Looking like a billy goat

She felt sorry for the bear
Who sat coatless on the floor
So she picked up his fallen fur
And led him through the door

Then she made the shivering beast
Sit down on a chair
While she sewed the big brown coat
Back onto the bare bear

He was happy that he’d got
Back his winter coat
He now looked bear-ish again
And not like a silly billy goat

So then the little girl
And the bear became good friends
She called him Grizzly Brown
And he called her Miss Lorenz

Every day the two would play
For hours upon hours
Exploring their jungle home
And having big adventures

When the stars twinkled up high
And the sun sank down below
Each would say “Goodnight my friend,
I will see you tomorrow!”

KIDSBOOKS | THE COLOURBLIND ORANGE

There was once an Orange 
Who thought that he was green
He often wondered why they called him
Orange. Couldn’t they see?

He also wondered what the colour
Orange looked and felt like
So he asked his friend, Watermelon
To help him see and decide

Watermelon thought so hard
His seeds jumped up and down
Then suddenly they froze in place
There was a solution he had found!

He would show Orange his face
In a mirror on the wall
Then Orange would finally know
What the colour orange looked like after all

So they both rolled up to the glass
And stared at their reflections
Orange said “See, I’m green too”
“We are both of us watermelons!”

KIDSBOOKS| DRAGZO THE DRAGONFLY

Dragzo was a dragonfly 
The naughtiest one there was
He loved to jump from high places
And turn mid-air somersaults

One day he went to the jungle cafe
To get some snacks to eat
He ate his body weight of food
It was quite a feast!

Then feeling energetic
He thought he’d play some tricks
So he droned on Senor Gecko’s face
And nibbled at his cheeks

He climbed up Lady Bug’s antenna
To count her lovely spots
He liked them so much in fact
He tried to steal the lot

Lady Bug shook her head
And threw naughty Dragzo off
He spread his shining wings out wide
And gave her a cheeky laugh

Daddy dragonfly walked in then
And caught his naughty son
He put him to bed and then he said
‘My boy, that is enough fun!’

From the dragonfly family pond
We bid you all good night
Hugs and kisses all around
Tuck yourselves in tight

KIDSBOOKS | PATTY HILL THE PLATYPUS

There was once a platypus 
Her name was Patty Hill
Her tail was like a beaver’s
And her mouth like a duck’s bill

She had two eggs that hatched into
A little girl and a boy
She’d sweat out milk for them to drink
And sing them lullabies

She lived in a little den
By the riverside
And when she went to look for food
With dirt she’d plug it tight

She’d tuck her children into bed
While she went out to fish
Shrimp and caterpillars
Were her all time favourite dish

One day she came home to find
A mean old water snake
He was sniffing out her kids
To put into his cake

Patty Hill growled at him
And stung him with her spur
He got so scared he dropped his skin
And slid back to the river

So if you’re ever by the lake
And see a beaver with a bill
Be sure to wave hello to her
It could be Patty hill

KIDSBOOKS| THE RIP VAN WINKLE POEM

Rip Van Winkle 
He was a funny man
And every time he got some beans
He always wanted jam

One day he went to the market
To buy some pecans and corn
But when he got back home
He saw that they were gone

His wife was very angry
And boxed his big red ears
He lay down for a little nap
And slept for fifty years

So if you see an old man now
with a beard down to his knees
You’ll know it’s Winkle woken from
His half century of sleep

Don’t dawdle but just quickly say
Hello sir and goodbye!
He may not know if you’re a boy or a girl
Or a delicious pecan pie!