Oval Doval was an egg
And what an egg he was
With his smooth and shiny shell
He was the loveliest egg you saw

He was round and handsome 
Nothing about him was lean
He was much wiser than his uncle 
Humpty Dumpty had ever been 

He would roll around the park 
But would not play with a ball 
He knew that if it bounced on him
He would break, yolk and all 

He also would not climb 
Walls and fences with his friends 
His uncle had a great big fall 
And had broken his big egg head

So Oval whirled and twirled all day
While staying on the ground 
Smiling happily at everyone
Bobbing his big head around 

Then one day a crow flying by
Pecked him on the nose  
Oval said “if you’d nibbled my head 
I’d be fried egg on toast!”