KIDSBOOKS | THE LITTLE BEAR

The Polaris or the North Star is part of Ursa Minor’s tail and is located above the North Pole. Sailors and other people traveling at night have long used Polaris to tell which way is north.

There was once a shiny patch 
Of seven little stars
She was called the Ursa Minor
You couldn’t see her from afar

One day Father Chaos
Came whooshing on a gale
He plucked away the littlest star
In Ursa Minor’s tail

The Little Bear felt wonky
And then her head, it drooped
Ursa Major huffed and puffed
Her baby did not look good!

Mother Cosmos felt the pain
In Ursa Major’s sighs
She floated out the window
Of her castle in the sky

“What do we have here now
Ursa Minor’s lost a star?
Oh skies of blue, that just won’t do!
Let’s see now - Here you are!”

With that she waved a kindly hand
And opened up her fist
And dropped a sheeny shiny star
The brilliant Polaris

Ursa Minor looked at her tail
As it shone near and far
Many a traveller now finds her way
In the twinkle of her North Star

KIDSBOOKS | GOLDEN REPAIR

Golden Repair or Kintsugi is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery by mending the areas of breakage with lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver or platinum.

There was once a china mug
He was some twelve years old
He’d done a very good job
Holding drinks both hot and cold

Over the years the china mug
Had seen his share of strain
His rim was chipped in two places
He had permanent tea stains

But he was quite a trooper
He never lost his smile
Even when the bright new mugs
Would tease him all the while

One day the lady of the house
Was wiping down the sink
Her hand hit the china mug
And down he went crashing

He lay in five odd pieces
Across the kitchen floor
The lady picked them all up
And put them in a drawer

Ten days later the other mugs
Saw a creature most divine!
A pretty china mug laced
With lovely golden lines

It’s me the old china mug!
He said smiling at their stares
I’ve just been mended gently
With love and Golden Repair

And so it is with old things
Friendships, mugs and toys
With love and care, gentle repair
They bring constant joy

KIDSBOOKS | STINKY POO

Stinky poo was a Lemur
The ring-tailed variety
He had the stinkiest smell of
Any lemur in history

He covered his wrists and chest with
Leaves and grasses he could find
But his smell still filled the air
It was impossible to hide

The leader of his lemur group
Would chase him as she yelled
Wear a string of jasmine flowers
Stinky Poo, you smell!

One day the local bully
Came slithering on the scene
“Which of you will be my lunch?
I’m going to count to three!”

There was pin drop silence
None of the lemurs spoke
When suddenly the mean old Boa
Began to cry and choke

Stinky had removed his leaves
And was dancing in the sand
His special stench had thrown a wrench
In Boa’s evil plans!

Boa left holding his breath
And never again was seen
Then everyone shook Stinky’s hand
And sniffed him respectfully

KIDSBOOKS | LUMEN THE FIREFLY

Lumen was a firefly
He had a special light
It blinded all who looked at him
It was so very bright

The elders of his colony
Would oftentimes advise
“Lumen can you please turn down
That fiery bright light!”

But try as hard as he might
Lumen just could not dim
His special light that shone so bright
Sometimes blinding even him!

Then one day a dust storm
Came upon their park
All the fireflies floating around
Got lost in the dark

Their faint glows did not light up
The way home for them to see
Some tumbled into bushes
Some went crashing into trees

Then suddenly a brightness
Came gliding on the breeze
It was Lumen who’d come looking
For his friends and family

The fire flies then made a chain
All quite scared and wind blown
And Lumen with his bright, bright light
Led them back safely home

KIDSBOOKS | BRAVE LITTLE MEG

Little Meg was a field ant
She had a wooden leg
She couldn’t crawl like the others did
She hoppity-hopped instead

She could not carry heavy crumbs
Of fruits and grains and sweets
She could only hoppity-hop
So she didn’t go on hunting sprees

While the rest of the colony
Went searching for their food
Little Meg stayed in the nest
And swept and cleaned their rooms

One day it rained for five whole hours
Flooding the whole world
Little Meg’s home too filled up
As the mud and leaves all swirled

The Queen then gathered all the ants
Something had to be done
A bridge to cross to higher ground
Away from the dangerous currents

Little Meg with her wooden leg
Hoppity-hopped to the front
“Your majesty with my Neem tree leg
I will get this job done”

While the other ants made mud balls
Little Meg went on ahead
She dropped each one in the rushing flow
And hoppity-hopped to place the next

Little Meg with her wooden leg
Got thousands to dry land
They still sing songs of her courage
That brave little field ant

KIDSBOOKS | CICI THE CHILLI PEPPER

Cici was a chilli pepper
She sat in the Greens section
She was red and shiny
She’d just come out of the sun

She’d held onto her little stem
For ninety days all spring
And when she was big and strong
She was plucked and brought in

A gentleman in a little hat
Stopped by the veggie aisle
He dipped his hand in the chilli stand
And filled his bag with a smile

Cici had a little scar
Near where her stem had been
It had grown a little bit
In the last day or three

The other chilli peppers
Looked at their sibling
What if the gent didn’t like that dent
And threw her in the bin!

As the days went by, the gent
Cooked up delicious meals
All the other peppers became
A part of his food history

Only little Cici now
Remained in the airtight jar
She had grown very afraid
A bitter end didn’t seem too far!

That evening when the sun still shone
The gent took out Cici
She watched him as he gently took
Out her little seeds

He planted them in a pot
On his sun-shiny balcony
Little Cici is now growing
A whole new family

KIDSBOOKS | BIG-HEAD SUE

There was once a bumble bee
She had a very big head
When she tried to fly up high
She went quickly south instead

Her friends would always laugh at her
“There’s big noggin Sue!”
Big-Head Sue, would feel quite blue
If only she could be bee-utiful too!

Then in spring, Prince Charming
Thought he’d have a ball
All the ladies in the land
Were invited one and all!

Big-Head Sue was a nervous mass of
Fidgety legs, oh dear!
But she wore pretty daffodil wreaths
Around each of her feelers

It was quite a test to fly north-west
But she made it for the dance
The Prince, he was just coming in
With crown and cloak and lance

There was a murmur in the crowd
As he flew onto the floor
His crown was the biggest they’d ever seen
But his head was even more!

Prince Charming looked around the room
For a partner for his dance
He smiled as he looked at Big-Head Sue
It was the start of a new romance

KIDSBOOKS | THE LITTLE DUST BUNNY

There was once a dust bunny
She lived on top of the fridge
She’d been there for many years
Sitting just upon the edge

Sometimes when a little breeze
Blew in with nimble steps
Dusty would fluff out herself
Old hair, lint and spider webs

She’d roll around her fridge-top home
Laughing happily
Shining just a little bit
With static electricity

That was her super power you see
That tiny bit of spark
It kept her different parts together
She also glowed in the dark!

One day the lady of the house
Turned on the light switch
With a cleaning cloth in hand
She dusted down the fridge

Little Dusty ran and ran
As she was chased around
By the giant hand that held
A cloth of green and brown

She was so very afraid
She fainted for a while
And when she woke up again
She was in for a surprise

Little Dusty now could see
The whole room from up high
The tiny ball of fuzz had grown
To twice her normal size!

Dusty laughed and jumped and skipped
And off the fridge she rolled
She could run where she wanted
The whole house was now her home
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BOOK LAUNCH! CURIOUS ANIMALS, A CLOUD, A FRUIT AND A FLOWER

Dear friends and family,

Happy to say that my infinite number of monkeys clacking away at a keyboard trying to produce a lucid piece of writing phase seems to have borne some fruit! Presenting to you my first children’s book: CURIOUS ANIMALS, A CLOUD, A FRUIT AND A FLOWER. This collection of poems comes straight from the funny, quirky cockles of the heart. With little stories ranging from the grumpy caterpillar, to the shy tomato, to how the okapi got its name, these short stories entertain, inform and also bring out a giggle or 4! Both, children and adults will enjoy this vibrantly illustrated, lyrical story-telling.
Print copies will be available in Sri Lanka next week (hopefully!). I’m going to try and make them available in Pakistan soon too.
The KINDLE e-version is currently available on Amazon at:

USA:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09KPWLG36/ref=nodl_

Australia:
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09KPWLG36/ref=nodl_

Canada:
https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09KPWLG36/ref=nodl_

India:
https://www.amazon.in/dp/B09KPWLG36/ref=nodl_

Here’s to #rainsingreaders! 🤓

KIDSBOOKS | FLORA BIZARRO

La de da de da, sang the Arum
As she rustled her giant leaves
It was her seventh birthday today
And she was oh so very pleased!

She was feeling especially grand today
As she nestled her very first bud
She was going to flower any day
A thing of beauty rising from the mud.

That night when the moon was high in the sky
In the lush rainforest of Sumatra
The Titan Arum sat in prideful state
As her bud blossomed into flower

She giggled and shook her big big leaves
Sending out waves of her special pong
Her smell reminds some of smelly cheese
Others of socks that have been worn too long!

The rotting smell is a sweet bouquet
For dung beetles and flesh flies
They settle onto the new bloom
Inhaling her smells with happy sighs

The magnificent flower stays facing the sun
A splash of burgundy red colour
Its frilly edges rippling in the wind -
An upturned bell on the forest floor.

Three days and nights the Arum flower blooms
And then collapses onto the ground
Its short life was one big adventure
Of funky smells and insect sounds!

Seven years on, there will be a new bud
For forty years this cycle will repeat
But in between the hulking plant returns
To its quiet life on its hillside steep.

KIDSBOOKS | SLOW MO, THE SLOTH

In the rain forests of Nicaragua
There’s the cutest little animal
Always smiling, forever lounging
He keeps his movements to a minimal

Even though he is quite blind
And lives his life in slow motion
He can remember all the place he goes
He’s also the pull-up world champion!

He’s three times as strong as you and me
And yet he eats only a leaf a month
Smiling and blinking, hugging and napping
He does only super slow things for fun

One day Slow Mo fell off his tree
Remember, his movements are very slow
He dropped down a hundred feet
Crashing into the plants below

But lo and behold! He was whole
Unhurt he crawled out of the brush
It took him four days and twenty one hours
To ever so slowly climb back up

He decided he didn’t like such adventures
Because Slow Mo also had vertigo
And as he was climbing he had an odd feeling
That his ears had changed places with his toes!

But he made it back home, a smile on his face
As he settled himself at the top of his tree
He took three hours to pick a flower
And once more began his slow motion feast

KIDSBOOKS | THE MAJESTIC MARKHOR

In the great Himalayan and Karakoram mountains
There lives a brave herbivore
He climbs the dangerous tree-lined cliffs
The beautiful, nimble Markhor

His name is a cross of two words
Mar: the snake, and Khor: the eater
Most People think he’s fierce and mean
But he’s really just a gentle bleater

He’s known for his great climbing skills
And is also a fabulous forager
He’ll search for grasses and for leaves
He’ll roam like an adventuring voyager

He looks like an interesting mix
Of both a boy and a girl I’ve heard
He wears a lovely russet coat
And also has a cute little beard

He also has very big horns
Like five feet long corkscrews
Weapons to keep bullies away
And to dig up clumps of grass too

The Markhor is the national animal
Of the South Asian country of Pakistan
He’s also very popular
In puppet shows in Afghanistan

And there we leave this nimble capra*
As he walks with grace, his head held high
Master of all that he sees
Great big horns spiralling into the sky
* The markhor was one of the 72 animals featured on the World Wide Fund for Nature Conservation Coin Collection in 1976. 

* Markhor marionettes are used in the Afghan puppet shows known as buz-baz.

* The markhor has also been mentioned in a Pakistani computer-animated film known as Allahyar and the Legend of Markhor.

* The Markhor is present on the logo of the Inter-Services Intelligence, the intelligence agency of Pakistan.


* CAPRA: a genus of mammals consisting of goats, the markhor and ibexes.