Stinky poo was a Lemur
The ring-tailed variety 
He had the stinkiest smell of 
Any lemur in history

He covered his wrists and chest with 
Leaves and grasses he could find 
But his smell still filled the air
It was impossible to hide

The leader of his lemur group  
Would chase him as she yelled
Wear a string of jasmine flowers 
Stinky Poo, you smell!

One day the local bully 
Came slithering on the scene 
“Which of you will be my lunch?
I’m going to count to three!”

There was pin drop silence 
None of the lemurs spoke 
When suddenly the mean old Boa
Began to cry and choke

Stinky had removed his leaves
And was dancing in the sand 
His special stench had thrown a wrench 
In Boa’s evil plans! 

Boa left holding his breath 
And never again was seen 
Then everyone shook Stinky’s hand
And sniffed him respectfully