In the tropical rain forests of Nicaragua
There’s the cutest little animal
Always smiling, forever lounging
He keeps his movements to a minimal 

Despite the fact that he’s quite blind
And lives his life in slow motion 
He’s got a keen nose and can recall where he goes 
He’s also the undisputed pull-up world champion! 

He’s three times as strong as you and me
And yet he digests only a leaf a month 
Hugging and smiling, napping and grazing,
He does only super slow things for fun

One day Slow Mo fell off his tree
Remember, his reflexes are very slow 
He plummeted down a hundred feet
Crashing into the vegetation below 

But lo and behold! He was whole
Unhurt he crawled out of the brush
It took him four days and twenty one hours
To ever so slowly climb back up

He decided he didn’t like such adventures
Because poor Slow Mo also had vertigo
And as he was climbing he had this odd feeling
That his ears had changed places with his toes!

But he made it back home, a smile on his face
As he settled himself at the top of his tree
He took three hours to pick a delicious flower
And once again began his multi day feast