KIDSBOOKS | THE TALENTED LYRE BIRD

A lovely musical sound is heard
From the rainforests of Queensland
Also the whirr of an electric saw
And the toots and da-dums of a marching band

They’re not the sounds of a jungle party
Nor a trumpeter tuning his instrument
It’s just the superb lyre bird
Showing off his many vocal talents

He can be found in the theatres he builds
In the shrubs of his forest abode
In which he dances like a prima donna
For all the girls in his neighbourhood

He fans out his beautiful tail
The girls all watch with interested eyes
He’ll then take two steps forward
One step back, three to the side

He then goes up to the nearest bird
And asks her if she likes his dance
If she says “Oh yes I do good sir!”
Well, then its the start of a little romance

The superb lyrebird sets out to impress
Not one girl but a whole lot of them
He’ll sing for up to four hours a day
Until every last one is in love with him

Every year he puts up ever more
Beautiful acts of song and dance
Better and better are his displays
As he entertains his special audience

If you ever chance to come across
An especially friendly lyre bird
Say something to him a few times
And he may just say your magic word

KIDSBOOKS | THE BOXING MANTIS ALI

Kaboom! Boom! Biff! Biff! Thud!
That’s the sound you hear from this stomatopod
As she attacks her enemies big and small
Breaking them up shells, claws and all

She’s a warrior of an ancient line
Fierce and strong is this lass
She can punch the living daylights out
Of anyone who shows her sass

She has independently roaming eyes
Nothing escapes her frightening glare
Your friend and you can run and hide
Ms. Mantis will follow you each with her stare

Miss Mantis Ali has many friends
They even have a secret code
Their bodies sparkle in the sun
As they dance in their shallow pool homes

She has a cousin whom she loves
Who lives in the warm Pacific waters
They meet up once in a while
And get up to all sorts of fun and laughter

If you ever come very near her home
In the warm waters of the Indian ocean
She’ll puff out her chest and growl at you
And get her boxer mode full on

And there we leave Miss Mantis Ali
Of the Mantis Shrimp family
Boxing champion of all the oceans
Fearless fighter of all the seas.

KIDSBOOKS | STICKIE TRICKSTERS

Have you ever seen a creature
Disappear in front of your eyes?
No crazy magic, no special tricks
But by the force of its natural disguise?

Come, I’ll let you in on a secret:
Hidden away in the branches of trees
Are master camouflage artists
Who are never quite what they seem

They’re not grasshoppers nor crickets
Nor dragonflies, nor cockatoos
I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with Trick
And that’s exactly what they do

They trick you into believing
You’re seeing a dead old twig
When they’re hiding in plain sight
These magical walking sticks!

Also called the stick insects
They come in greens, browns and blacks
Trees and shrubs of all kinds
Are the platforms for their acts

The Giant Prickly is probably
The coolest of the pack
When disturbed it strikes a pose
Like a scorpion about to attack

So if you’re ever near a tree
Look closely at its branches
And if you’re lucky you might see
A stickie on its haunches.

KIDSBOOKS | THE SHOEBILL STORK

There is this strange old bird that has
A bill like a wooden shoe
Sharp as a knife with a hook at the end
He looks like he could gobble up me and you!

He has a big old nest he’s built
On marshland in South Sudan
He is a loner, a solitary roamer
Doesn’t like the look of beast or man

He wades in mud-thick waters
Looking for a bite to eat
Monitor lizards and lungfish,
Crocodiles, snakes and eels

The people in his neighbourhood
Keep far away from him
They think he brings them bad luck
They think he’s a bad omen

But despite his reputation
And his mean looking face
The shoebill stork is a lovely bloke
And he keeps a tidy place!

He’s always looking out for
The perfect friend for him
Another stork, a red river hog
Or a majestic elephant

He walks among the weeds and plants
Loudly clattering his bill
Sending sound waves across the marsh
Announcing his arrival

And there we leave old Shoebill
To his African exploits
Where sometimes he is very good
And other times he is not!

KIDSBOOKS | THE SHY LITTLE LORIS

There is this special little guy
Who lives in Sri Lanka
He is only eight inches tall
His friends call him Podi Sanka*

He’s a shy little primate
And comes out only at night
His eyes shine like bright lanterns
And glow like moons in red torch light

He sits quietly in the trees
He does not make a sound
Even when he plays hide and seek
With the fireflies that float around

He feeds on tiny insects
And fruits and flowers too
He also eats lizards sometimes
Because that’s what little Loris’s do

Did you know the slender loris
Is an endangered species
Their tree homes are protected
Is what that really means

If you’re very lucky and
Visit Ceylon’s dry zone
You may just spy Podi Sanka
In his snug little tree home
* Podi Sanka: Podi means “Small” in Sinhalese.  Sanka is a name.

KIDSBOOKS | AXIE THE SALAMANDER

There once was a salamander 
That lived near Mexico City
She had baby pink feathery gills
And was really rather pretty

She was called Axolotl
After the ancient Aztec god
Who changed into a salamander
To escape the blade of the sword

But Axie was a wise one
She was already ten years old
She swam in the waters of her lake
Eating larvae, fish and worms

Axie also had a brother
He was called Axie-lad
He’d swim about and gaily shout
At tadpoles that had just hatched

But when there was danger
From birds and Axo-catchers
The Axo siblings hid away
In the depths of their lake waters

So if you’re ever walking around
The lakes of Mexico City
You might just see the Axie twins
So have your camera ready!

KIDSBOOKS | THE CURIOUS LITTLE AYE AYE

The Aye Aye is a primate 
That lives in Madagascar
She lives in trees and won’t come down
No matter how nicely you ask her

She has big round yellow eyes
That are her torches in the night
They help her look for juicy bugs
That are hiding out of sight

Tap tapping with her fingers long
She knocks on the trunks of trees
She’s quite polite and lady-like
And will enter with an “If you please”

But once she finds some insects
She quickly rips away the bark
Then she sits on a cozy branch
Enjoying her bug-feast in the dark / To dine finely in the dark?

For fun she scampers all along
The branches of the trees
Her squirelly tail like a balancing rail
Helps her jump very easily

And that’s the tale of this creature odd
That looks like a little bear
The Aye Aye with her shining eyes
That lives in Madagascar

KIDSBOOKS | SPARKLEMUFFIN THE SPIDER

There was once a spider small
He was only a quarter inch tall
But what he lacked in height and strength
He made up for with his confidence

He was quite a gifted dancer
A funny leg shaker, a cheerful prancer
He had bright blue and red stripes on him
This happy little spider called Sparklemuffin

Sparklemuffin was always showing off
His marvellous dance skills to his lady loves
And when he was being especially cute
He’d wave his dancing legs all about

He’d wiggle and waggle his body around
Sending love signals through the ground
The girls would twitter upon their twigs
As Sparkly danced his wonderful jigs

Then the ladies would all cheer and clap
As he finally shook open his belly flap
He’d shimmy and shake, wave his legs all eight
He’d get all the ladies into quite a state!

His show done, he’d climb up on the fence
And bow and smile for his audience
You’ll never see a funnier drama king
Than the rocking and rolling little sparklemuffin.

KIDSBOOKS | DUMBO THE OCTOPUS

Dumbo was an octopus 
Who lived on the ocean floor
He was the cutest little thing
And had big floppy ears

But they were not really ears you see
Just fins that flopped about
He looked like Dumbo the elephant
So that’s also the name he got

Dumbo the little cephalopod
Was as lonely as can be
He didnt mind the zero sunshine
But how he wished for some company!

One day while nibbling on some snails
Wondering what colour to wear that day
He spied a stranger floating above
Had another octopus come down to play?

He umbrella-drifted towards his new friend
Blowing bubbles along the way
He gaily waved his eight tentacles
But the stranger kept floating away

Dumbo blinked and saw that he had
Mistaken a bunch of old seaweed
For a buddy who’d play fun games with him
Diving, swimming and hide ‘n’ seek

He decided to wear [put your favorite color here] that day
Changing the colour of his skin
Dumbo knew that some day soon
He would drift into his best friend.

KIDSBOOKS | BEEZLE THE TASMANIAN DEVIL

Beezle lived along the coast
Of the island of Tasmania
He looked a lot like a bear
With a crazy feeding mania

He was noisier than a steam engine
when he was ticked off
He’d snort and scream so loudly
That he’d end up with a cough

His friends asked him to take
Mood management lessons
To become nice and gentle
And kick his anger tantrums

But Beezle would just grumble
Under his breath at them
And walk back into the coolness
Of his great grand-daddy’s den

At sunset he would come out again
Snorting in disgust
He would look for food to eat
Delicious meat was a must

He’d fight off anyone who came
Disturbing his evening meal
He’d growl out loud and even bite
Them if they didn’t leave

The other animals would stay
Far far away from him
They called him the Tasmanian devil
He was a hellish little thing!

And so I end this story of
Beezle the Purinina*
He still lives in his family den
And is still noisier than a hyena.
* Purinina: aboriginal name for the Tasmanian devil

KIDSBOOKS | ROLLER THE PANGOLIN

Roller was a pangolin who lived in a Kapok tree
He’d sleep all day snoring away and wake up at three
Then he’d look up at the sky and see the sun still bright
He’d roll back into a ball, and sleep until the night

When the moon was overhead and the stars were twinkling too
Roller would roll out of bed, thinking of his food
He had no teeth to brush, so he’d just wash his little face
Then he’d smile toothlessly and shine his beautiful scales

In the night he would go out, insects on his mind
His all time favourite foods were crunchy ants and termites
He’d use his long, long tongue to catch all his insect prey
And since he had no teeth, he’d swallow them straightaway

Roller would have loved to sing but he could only hiss
So once he’d eaten all he could, he’d hiss in total bliss
He’d roam around the forest floor, sticking his tongue out
Hissing at a Kapok tree and sometimes even a rock

This quirky looking animal puzzled many folks
Some wondered if he was in fact a moving artichoke
Others thought he looked like a pinecone with feet
There were many theories about this funny beast

Then one day some poachers came to steal Roller away
They wanted his lovely scales to sell on market day
But Roller’s secret hollow tree wasn’t easily found
So there he still lives today, happy as a clown.

KIDSBOOKS | THE BLUSHING TOMATO

Better-Boy* was a tomato 
His head still had its stem
He was always blushing red
When someone spoke to him

His grandma held a record
For having the most children
She was in the Guinness Book
And also on television

He wished he was more confident
Like the olive oil and the rice
But every time he tried to speak
He’d get very tongue-tied

He sat among the onions
And the garlic on the counter
They’d peel their layers in his face
He’d cry at each encounter

How he wished he had some friends
That smelled all nice and fruity
Who wouldn’t tease him quite so much
Making his soft insides all woozy

One day a man brought out a bowl
Into which he placed some fruit
Bananas, oranges and grapes
And yippee! Better-Boy too

He smiled at his new friends
Blushing even redder
Better-Boy was finally home
With his fruity brothers and sisters
* Better Boy: A type of a tomato, the Better Boy has been in existence for more than 50 years and is a Guinness record holder for amount of fruit produced from a single plant.