Written amidst the mind-numbing perils of never ending curfew lockdowns. Read at your own mental risk š¤
Tak taka tak - Tak Tak
Kaun hai bhai bata ab tak
CHINA!
CHAI NA girana babu
Bari tarpay tarpay tarpay
Meri leg not so halkay halkay
Knock knockity! Knock Knock
Whoās there, before I click back the lock
ZEBRA!
ZE BRA in France is black or white
Practical and just hugging one right
And if you feel the added zeal
Add some colour, like lilac and teal.
Tap ti tap tap - Tap Tap
Who is it? That was a fine rap
LIZARD!
LIZ āEARD you call her āmighty stoutā
You really put your foot in your mouth!
She may be big but sheās got style
Sheāll make you eat your words for a mile
Ding da ding ding- Ding Dong
Who is it? Come sing us a song
RHINO! O-O! Oā¦OOOO!
Mr. RAI, NO we will not do this
Mrs Rai yes itās all the craze
Rainbow coloured hair for you
And I will go for baby blue
Clap de clap clap - Clap Clap
Who goes there? Who gives my door a thwack?
āTis me MAYNA!
MAY NA bhoolonga
MAIN NA bhoolongi
My nemesis is bharta de cauliflower
And mine is garbanzo beans!
Open the door for salvation
Open the door for your soul
Who ⦠whoās there?
āTis me your moral sense,
Call me your conscience
No punning, rhyming words here
No weighty equations.
Just you and me and clarity
Thatās been lost too long at sea
Iām deaf! Iām deaf! I canāt hear you
Ps. Iāve not seen any clarinet either! (Hehe!)
So the door stays closed, barred and locked
Not opening any windows neither!
Go elsewhere, go where you can be heard
The (h)earless are quite rampant here
Donāt come knockity knocking upon my door
Amd Iāll pretend as if you were never here - dear!
Conscience! Right! Whereās the pun in that!

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