I go to the kitchen and switch on the light A hazy, 5 watt bulb warms to life I then put the kettle on And while it sings its little song I fix my square blue-flowered tray Strainer, spoon and a little bowl And one of my mugs adds to the whole With a pinch of the most fragrant earl grey It sits in its saucer and awaits The steamy pour from the spout Of the kettle as the water gushes out
Onto the teabag it flows in a rush Steaming vapour billowing up The mug is filled almost to the brim Just enough space for milk, not skimmed (Low fat is the best I can do Playing around with tea is taboo!) Then the iris-strewn tea tray goes To the lounge, loaded with its amenities In all of this, as its centrepiece My mug puts on a steamy show
It blows kisses in fragrant plumes Sending them wafting across the room I kiss it back with my first sip It’s the one that has the scalding nip I close my eyes as it slides down My throat, searing the flesh around But that is the pleasure of tea drinking A self-immolation fit for a king
* ICARUS: One of the most famous tragic figures in Greek mythology, his story highlights the dangers of excessive pride/ fixation. Although he was warned by his father not to fly too high, Icarus became overexcited and flew too close to the sun, causing his wings (made by his father,from feathers and wax) to melt and leading to his untimely death. This is a bit of satire on the old Greeks of mythology.
There was once a young woman She had this special thing One can’t call it love you see The Sun was her heart’s king
She’d look up at the sky all day In spring and then in summer Winter woes came down in throes Not seeing him was a bummer
But she’d then glue her sun-sick eyes Upon the tele-vusion Watching classics and Sci-Fi Of beaches and nuclear fusion
(Fission, I admit, is a grander term But it’s a small explosion Through staid old Fusion doth the sun Make Helium from Hydrogen)
One day on her 60th birthday She’d had it with long distance She put her crafty hands to work She wasn’t losing one more instant
She made herself some silver wings With aluminium and nylon string And then up to the roof she went To flap, flap up to her king
It was probably mind over matter that Got her three feet above the roof The Sun finally said “Icarus in your 35th Incarnation, you’re still a goof”.