“It was the winter of our global discontent as we looked to the only country we’d been conditioned to, for solutions to all our real and existential problems”. That was a recurring information echo in my head after our last Ripple Effect Round Table* (Re-Rt). There was some compelling information to be had; some momentous intervention to be made, in the early decades of the 21st century. So now that It was my turn to follow the Infinite Ripple, I chose to wormhole* to the 45th President of the United States of America, the most powerful man on the planet in AR (Alt. Reality) Earth 42:0.
I had done my regular Ripple Voyage* prep on him. He was usually done with his presidential duties such as they were by late afternoon, and the subsequent hours were spent increasingly in a mixture of bewilderment, resentment and fury. His emotional feedback through the RE-Rt had been wildly ricocheting, charged with intensity and disquietude. The last time I’d experienced these vagarious cognition waves, was in the eVR* version of Arthur C Clarke’s 2001: A Space Odyssey*. His primitive man had emanated this cacophony of jangling emotions. I had had vertigo for 2 days after that. But this rubric of primordial sensational commotion had been rinsed from the human psyche centuries ago. So this was an unexpected aberration. Serendipitous really, in the otherwise temperate oceans of evolvement. I was ecstatic. I was quite ready to get under the skin of Donald J. Trump.
I had wanted to pick a discourse with him between 3 and 6pm on a Sunday afternoon. These days he was usually at the White House. In the wake of a microbial blight, the world had pretty much changed, and so had the president’s residential habits, albeit, rather more cantankerously: Mar-a-Lago* continued to be an off-hours preference.
Precise 5D positioning in wormhole antimatter is still an elusive art form. And so I found myself in President Trump’s bedchambers at 10.43pm on a Pandesday* – the planet was largely in the throes of pandemic pandemonium and specific days of the week bore only timorous significance.
He was in his red pyjamas and was leafing abstractedly through January’s Issue of People’s magazine. His hair was in a little cascade of a ponytail on the top of his head, showing sizeable swathes of delicate pink baldness on either side. A little wave of Perception Clearance* and I was comfortably ensconced in a wing chair while he glanced up just once to acknowledge my presence.
Experience Log no. 1100/ AR Earth-42:0/ 2020/ Donald J Trump/ POTUS/ President’s Bedroom, The WH
Me: “Hello Mr. President. I’m Maya* from AR Earth 22:7″.
D.Trump: “Yes hello. Have you seen this photo of Meryl Streep? She looks frumpy. And believe me, she’s not. I always debunk Fake News. She should call out these unclassy magazines that make her look like Rosie O’ Donnell”.
Me: “That’s an unbecoming statement Mr. President”.
D. Trump: “Never liked the woman. Never liked the look of her either”.
Me: “There’s a pandemic on the planet. It appears to be quite serious. There are 1,233,402 dead already”.
D.Trump: [looking vaguely interested] “Really? That many?”
[Then looking suspiciously] “You’re not from Fake News yourself are you?”
[Then almost petulantly] “They’ve always got their daggers drawn against me”
Me: “I’m from Earth-22:7 sir, like I told you. Earth 42:0 has been whispering discordantly of late. I’m here to listen. Listening has a very special ripple effect in our shared cosmos”.
D.Trump: “I’ll tell you something then. I ran for president because I was an entertainer, a showman. I got a kick out of it. And I got stuck with the ball that I’m supposed to hoop in all these weirdly incredible ways . I don’t even like basketball. I’m a baseball kind of guy myself. Not that I’ve seen anything new on that front recently either”.
Me: “You’re the President of the most powerful country on the planet now”.
D.Trump: “I didn’t really ask for it. But yes I am! These damned Republicans were like headless chickens. I just wanted to have a bit of fun, get the cheers, the love. And 6 months later, let Clinton’s wife do all the boring presidential stuff”.
Me: “You have an opportunity to make a difference in the USA and indeed the world”.
D.Trump: “I have been doing just that. Been meeting with princes, princesses, queens sheikhs and dictators”.
[A small chuckle at this point] “Should I tell you a secret? …. I love that Kim Jong-un. We call each other all the time to talk about what we’ve had for dinner. Taco bowls are his favourite! That boy likes good old American fast food. I’d have invited him to Mar-a-Lago for a nice vacation but those Fake News people won’t let me live it down”.
Me: “That does sound counter-intuitive politically, but quite congenial on the human front”.
D.Trump: “He’s the king of all he surveys! No fake news there! Gave me quite a scare when he went awol recently. I like the guy…. although he could do with a decent haircut….”.
Me: “Mr. President, the world is in a state of flux. There’s disease compounded by unsurity, fear and disharmony. You’re in the perfect position to lead the global charge here”.
D.Trump: “It’s those crazy Chinese. The morons let the Wuhan Virus loose upon all of us. I’m just bored with all this death, death, death! Believe me, sometimes I think they’re making up all these numbers just to make me look bad….. Anyway, Mike Pence is dealing with it”.
Me: “Sir, some empathy goes a long way. EQ* is so much richer than any IQ”.
D.Trump: “Who’s that? Is that another Arab sheikh? Those Middle Easterners have a lot of money, and do damn all. Got a couple of billion green backs off them though. I am a businessman and I’m incredibly good at what i do”.
Me: “It’s a precious inflection point in time Mr. President. What the world leaders do now will have ripple effects for centuries to come”.
D.Trump: “You don’t say! I had done a great job with the economy. We were winning so much, we were almost tired of winning. The China virus has blown it all. I feel like kicking SleepyCreepy Jo* and Pocahontas* in the knees right now. You know for letting-off-steam reasons. And also because I hate them”.
Me: “Choose the nobler path. Use your office, your position to bring the people of the world together once again to fight a common adversary”.
D.Trump: “Do I look like Saint Peter? It’s every country for itself. America first!”
Me: “Then it’s the beginning of the end”.
D.Trump: “It sure is. We’re the United States Corporation of America. Not a charity”.
Me: “You’re the epitome of what’s going wrong with humanity sir. And it’s odd… but I see no cognizance of it on your part, nor any self awareness. It’s tragic.
I wish you well Mr. President. Goodbye”.
Ending Remarks: Earth 42:0 was/is tilting precariously on its cosmic equilibrium when it had called out to the universe. It’s spiritual cognition is impaired, it’s heart is displaced, it’s leadership is in disarray, and its people, indeed all its creatures great and small, are sick and dying.
Probable Prognosis: The end of a Cosmic Epoch and of Humankind.
GENESIS: The Novel Corona virus is in Transformation Cycle T+1. Evolution to Species Intelligentes*: Approximately 5 billion years.
De Khudai pe aman.
*Ripple Effect Round Table: Somewhere in an advanced alternate universe, there are sophisticated human beings that are looking out for all of Earth’s vulnerable alternate versions. AR Earth 42:0, our world, is the hardest hit as its very energy and life force is in calamitous dissonance. The RE-Rt is a select group of people which attempts to bring balance, harmony and synergy to all life across the cosmos.
*Wormhole: a structure linking disparate points in spacetime.
*Ripple Voyage: time travel to fix epochal cosmic issues
*2001: A Space Odyssey: A 1968 science fiction novel by British science writer, futurist and inventor, Arthur C. Clarke.
*eVR: Enhanced Virtual Reality
*Mar-a-Lago: A resort and national historic landmark in Palm Beach, Florida. Owned now by Donald Trump.
*Pandesday: any day in the course of the Novel Corona lock down.
*Perception Clearance: a shifting of energy to harmonise 2 alternate realities to facilitate inter-dimensional contact.
*Maya: In Hinduism/ Buddhism, the power by which the universe becomes manifest; the illusion or appearance of the phenomenal world.
EQ: Emotional Quotient- a measure of emotional intelligence.
*SleepyCreepy Jo: Trump’s savaging of Joe Biden – Ex VP and the 2020 Democratic Presidential Hopeful.
*Pocahontas: Trump’s savaging of Elizabeth Warren – US senator and Ex 2020 Democratic Presidential Hopeful
*Species Intelligentes: Intelligent Species, in Latin.
Some Trump favourites (or as close as online research of a day produced):
Favourite Actress: Meryl Streep
Favourite Sport: Baseball
Favourite Arch Nemesis: Rosie O’ Donnell
Favorite Words/ Phrases: Moron, Stupid, Incredible, Fake News, Great, Crazy, Believe me, Winning, Damn, (Un)classy, A lot of money, Wuhan Virus, Chinese Virus, America First!
Favorite Food: Junk food including the Mexican Taco bowl
Logic for the Numbers used:
No. 42: the alleged answer to life and the universe as a whole.
No. 420: a colloquialism used in Urdu/ Hindi to depict slyness/ insidiousness
No. 1100: Mar-a-Lago address
No. 22/7: the value of Pi – the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. It has special significance in nature too.