šŸ“šKIDS BOOKSšŸ‘§šŸ½ | FANTABULOUS FACTS

ONCE UPON A REALLY, VERY LONG TIME AGO …

Our ancestors were busy people 
All across our blue green earth
Building pyramids, temples and cities
From the Andes to Kuwait

The Egyptians used beer to buy things
The Mayans mastered astronomy
Roman vomitariums were not for vomiting
But theatre exits if you please

Neanderthals were built like wrestlers
They were strong and wild and free!
The Aztecs played deadly ball games
The loser died, the winner lived happily

The oldest letter of complaint
Is over 4000 years old
Nanni the Mesopotamian was upset
With the copper he had been sold

Did you know Cleopatra was not Egyptian
She was in fact quite Greek
The Chinese had invented toilet paper
While the Europeans still used leaves!

Human beings have always loved music
The oldest flute is from the ice age
The Stonehenge stones are so big
Each weighs as much as a blue whale

Egyptian gods had human bodies and animal heads
They were quite an awesome sight!
A Viking’s old poo was found in 1972
Ancient poop is called Coprolite

Mesopotamia and ancient Egypt
The fertile Indus River Valley
The ancient Chinese, the Inca, the Aztecs
These civilizations make up our history.

šŸ“šKIDS BOOKS | GREEK GODS AND GODDESSES

šŸ‘¹HADESšŸ’€

ā€œGet in line now, don’t dawdle!ā€ 
Comes the serious sounding voice
It’s the god of the underworld making sure
The spirits don’t make any noise

Hades the god of the underworld
Likes his land to be quiet and dark
Cerebrus, his three-headed dog agrees
With three separate growls and one bark

Hades which means ā€œthe unseen oneā€
Has a power no other god shares
His Helmet of Darkness makes him invisible
He can pounce on anyone anywhere

Prayers and sacrifices do very little
This mighty god is not swayed
If someone enters the spirit world
Then that is where they will stay

The bad spirits are punished by him
They carry big stones on their heads
The good ones get to swim in the Styx
And float back into comfy beds

Hades loves just one person most
Persephone his wife
He kidnapped her while she picked flowers
And now lives by his side

You can sometimes hear the rustle
Of Hades and his three-headed dog
Roaming around on a still night
When darkness cloaks the world.

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āš•ļøHERMES🪽

Known as a trickster from the time he was born
When he was just four days old in his crib
Hermes stole Apollo’s sacred sheep
With a crawl, a jump and a skip

Hermes grew up to be a messenger
To the gods; they now send
Him on adventurous trips between
The worlds of gods and men

Magical winged sandals carry him
At fast as lightning speeds
One moment he is in front of you
The other moment on Mercury

When he is not carrying messages
He is busy making things
The sweet sounding lyre, the first ever fire
The dice and even writing

Hermes helped his brother Perceus
Kill Medusa and her wriggly snakes
The brothers fought bravely together
There really was no room for mistakes

The messenger of gods also protects
All travellers - merchants and thieves
Schoolboys and schoolgirls, fathers and mothers
Are all watched over by Hermes

In all this delivering, protecting and fighting
Hermes still finds time to play
This master of fun, when he fools someone
You can hear him laughing away.

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🌹APHRODITE 🐚

Born from the lacy foam of the sea
Is Aphrodite the goddess of love
She is the original beauty queen
There is none lovelier on earth or above

Legend has it that this goddess
Despite her many charms
Can sometimes become jealous and mean
Many men have come to harm

She loves making people fall in love
But to herself she is also kind
Her belt that is magical, spins love triangles
A trickier goddess is hard to find

She started the famous Trojan war
Because of her spell on Helen of Troy
Paris did not have a chance against her
He was then just a love-sick boy

Venus de Milo the famous statue
Was sculpted as a tribute
To this goddess, but as to why it is armless
No one really has a clue

She has quite a few children
But her favourite by far is Eros
Sometimes an angel, sometimes an imp
He is always wild and mischievous

Filled with both beauty and brains
Aphrodite is graceful and stately
Roses and doves, spears and conchs
Make up the vibe of this powerful lady.

šŸ“šKIDS BOOKS | GREEK GODS AND GODDESSES

šŸŒ‹HEPHAESTUS āš’ļø

Known as the blacksmith of the gods
Hephaestus controls fire
He can mould metals into any shapes
And things that he desires

This god of fire can also breathe life
Into all his metal creations
He’s made two golden ladies who help him
They are both quite a sensation!

His workshops are many, countless in fact
Every volcano has one, we are told
He and his maidens make knickknacks and weapons
Of bronze and silver and gold

The tools that Heaphestus uses to build
Fabulous things in his workshop
Are also his symbols of magic and power
The hammer, the anvil and tongs

Some say he’s married to Aphrodite
The goddess of beauty and love
Whether she loves him back in fact
We really cannot be sure of

Hephaestus is the only god of Olympus
Who is lame and can’t really walk
But that doesn’t stop him from being
A great and powerful Greek god

So next time you see a particularly
Beautiful piece of metal art
You will know that in some volcano
Hephaestus is working hard.

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🦮 ARES šŸ—

If ever there was a grumpy god
Then Ares that would be
He really loves nothing more
Than to spread war and disease

His father Zeus and mother Hera
Often speak to him
About his unhealthy love for war
And other violent things

But Ares, he stays firm and strong
Polishing his lance and spears
Ever ready to pick a fight
He brings many folks to tears

Legend has it that boxes and jars
Have the god of war terrified
Twin giants once, had trapped him in one
And closed the lid down tight

The bronze jar then became his home
For almost four hundred days
Until Hermes pulled him out
Of that tiny little space

Even though he spends his time
Battling both men and gods
He skips around beautiful Aphrodite
Whom he loves and adores

Ares is always in the company of
His vulture, dog and boar
They keep faithful, wakeful watch
Over their master, the god of War.

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šŸ† ARTEMISšŸ¹

The goddess of the hunt is asleep
She does not walk tonight
Not a leaf nor a cat, a branch or a bat
Is awake or stirring outside

But there are nights and even days
When the woodland is alive
With the whip and whoosh and the ta-zing
Of her powerful arrows in flight

Artemis protects women and girls
And animals with hooves and wings
It is true, that she hunts them too
The animals, not the human beings!

She also has healing powers
The flu, measles or the mumps
Don’t have a chance when she’s around
She’ll pull you right out of the dumps

She is the goddess of nighttime
Of nature, moonlight and dew
She can transform into any creature
She can turn you into one too!

With her silver bow she is just grand
A huntress like her is rare
She never ever misses her mark
Be it a mean wizard or a hare

Sometimes Artemis spends time with her twin
Apollo the god of music and light
The woods are filled with laughter and song
And barbecues through the night.

KIDSBOOKS | THE HAPPY SUBMARINE

There was once a little sub 
He was called Eleos*-Blue
His daddy had swum in world war One
His mummy in world war two

He had grown up being taught
That his role was to fight
To carry sailors in deep waters
Where there was zero light

His little body had been trained
To dive in extra deep
Sharks and squids and anglerfish
Would never make that trip

But in his tinny tiny heart
The little sub didn’t like
The grownup chore that they called war
He was a happy little tyke

When the admirals saw that he
Would beam with the purest joy
Everytime he was visited
By a little girl or boy

They took him to the water park
And put him in the pool
And there he still swims happily
There never was a sub so cool!
* Eleos: In ancient Athens, Eleos was the personification of mercy and compassion – the counterpart of the Roman goddess Clementia.

KIDSBOOKS | THE CHEEKY GALA

There was once an apple 
The Gala variety
She would preen and pose all day
For all the world to see

The other apples told her
To be fruity and be kind
To watch the world quietly
But Gala paid no mind

One day while the apples
Sat in the produce aisle
A naughty little child came by
With a naughty little smile

They looked at him quietly
Maybe he’d go away
But Gala preened, oh she beamed
She loved being on display!

The little boy saw the apples
And almost passed them by
But then as she did a little jig
Cheeky Gala caught his eye

He pounced on the dancing fruit
She would be his lunch
Your imagination should tell you that
The next sound was a - ā€œCrunchā€!

KIDSBOOKS | THE SCARECROW PROTOCOL

Hi ho! I’m a scarecrow 
I’m made of sticks and sawdust
Any clothes that you don’t want
I very happily adjust

Your little shirt might be too small
Your pants may come to my knees
But I just take some sawdust out
Wearing them becomes a breeze

So if you see me somewhere
In a field or in a glade
Drop off a scarf, a glove or a hat
Or a drawing that you’ve made

If you can put them onto me
That would be just a charm
But if they don’t fit, sometimes I’m big
Then just knot them on my arm

And if I’m already wearing
Too many clothes and it is hot
Don’t share any outer wear
Just wave and say good luck!

And that’s the Scarecrow Protocol
For all who pass us by
Sometimes it’s your clothes we’d like
At others, just a friendly hi!

KIDSBOOKS | THE WONKY TOY BLOCK

There was once a toy block 
The kind that’s in a set
Of twenty blocks all sharp and square
Some blue and others red

Bendy Block stood starkly out
Because she was quite grey
She also had one dented edge
That made her lean sideways

While the other blocks climbed up
To build a tunnel or a house
Bendy would lean back and watch
As timid as a mouse

She’d straighten to ninety degrees
From the surface where she sat
But within a minute or two
She’d slowly lean right back

One day the building blocks all heard
A loud crash from within
The family photo had fallen down
With a mighty gust of wind

The glass was whole but the stand
Had broken into two
The lady tried to mend the break
With a tube of super glue

But that didn’t work so she looked
Around for inspiration
She spied the bendy little block
And used it for elevation

The photo with its smiling faces
Stands again up on the dresser
Bendy is the happy prop
As the frame now leans back on her.

KIDSBOOKS | THE LONELY SNOWMAN

There was once a snowman 
He had a heart of gold
He had stood in that one cold spot
For a hundred years or more

He had not seen sign or form
Of any man or beast
And so he had just waited on
Patient and solitary

It was over a century
Of his being in the expanse
That he saw the shadow of …
Could it be? Yes, a man!

He tried to wiggle his carrot nose
But it was frozen solid
Just like his eyes and his mouth
So he focused his energy inwards

He thought of jolly polar bears
And penguins in the sun
And then he thought of ice cream
Chocolate seemed like fun!

With all these happy musings
He started melting inside out
The little trickle from his eyes
Became a gushing spout

The man then saw the snowman
And came up close to him
He held a little cup up
And had a little drink

Then he took his scarf off and
Gently wrapped it around
The shrinking neck; it was a thank you said
For the kindness he had found.