This started out as a children’s poem and ended on a not so PG-13 note. (Or maybe I’m being overly protective of our 21st century babes who are not so much in the woods as we were!). Anyway, reproducing it here for my readers. Let me know what you think. Cheers.
There was once a teabag
The orange pekoe kind
more shy and timid little leaves
Would be hard to find.
She sat in her little bowl
With all her other tea friends
Raspberry and Chamomile
And Lemon tea with mint
They tried to talk to O. Pekoe
But she would turn away
Wrapping her little string around
her filter-paper sachet
Then one day the tea bags saw
The handsome Earl grey gent
He sat in his aluminium foil
Scented and Elegant
They looked at him in caffeine tones
twirling their little strings
While O. Pekoe sat primly there
Now and then peeking out at him
Then came the lady of the house
And put the kettle on
The teabags rustled in suspense
Who’d Earl grey have along?!
Earl grey sat in stately grace
Inside the china cup
Wearing his bergamot bouquet
Waiting for his tea time love
And then out of the blue
Orange pekoe was lifted up
And placed alongside Earl grey
In the pretty China cup.
They smiled at one another
their strings entwined in love
The perfect pair to ever make
The nicest brew in a cup.
Their love suffused the teacup
With the most divine of flavours
Caffeine and tannins flowing forth
In hot and steaming rivers.
Thus was spent their one time love
To create sweet nostalgia
A Tea Time special between good friends
In the romance of the camellias.


