🔱 POSEIDON 🌊

“Shiver me timbers! I’ll whip up a storm!”
Comes a booming voice from the mist
Poseidon the god of the oceans and seas
Has got his undies in a twist

This god of the waters is often upset
To him anger comes easily
He’ll magically make a thunder cloud
And bring down rain and sleet

Poseidon is Zeus’s brother and folks
Find it hard to say which one
Is more powerful, brave and strong
On this point they keep mum -shhhhh!

People know that if they take sides
The gods may become mean
Then the dog may eat your homework 
And Dad could holler and scream

Poseidon’s little loo secret 
This story also cannot miss
Look it up, it is a bit gross
His special “Poseidon’s Kiss”

Poseidon has his own weapon 
He keeps his trident safe
And points it at a gentle sea
When he wants to make big waves

He also loves the queen of gods
And Hera loves him back 
That is one big secret that
Zeus hasn’t quite cracked

So next time you’re caught in some rain
And don’t have an umbrella
Just say “god I wish this would stop”
Poseidon can sometimes be a jolly good fella.