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He says they’re a bunch 
Of thieves and thugs 
Who have looted the nation 
Of its tea and its mugs 
They took the dregs of the Earl grey too!
Those boot-polishing, lily-livered brutes! 

They say he’s a nut job with lunatic illusions 
Of grandeur and psuedo-pious,
Dipped-in-angel-dust delusions
He’s not a statesman, he’s an unbridled curse!
Our friends across the pond agree that’s what he is 
This has-been sportsman with his peerni* and tawiz*!

The citizens bewildered and confused 
Are wondering with whom they should side
The saga plays out again, sly and crude 
Where the nation is taken for a frenzied ride 
The horse has long since become a lame ass 
Feeding on national common sense with a side of grass 

The Paya* and Diesel Management says a lot
The Dharna* Skipper flourishes his “Absolutely Not”!
The repartee continues in savage tones 
We watch from the relative safety of our homes 
Then the power goes out and all is dark 
The slate is wiped clean, we are back at the start

* Peerni: A Muslim holy woman

* Tawiz: An amulet worn for good luck and protection 

* Paya: A specialty dish in the subcontinent, the main ingredients are trotters cooked in various spices

* Dharna: A peaceful demonstration