A fond and fun tribute to all those who live in close quarters with Money Deols. May the universe keep sending you little kindnesses to make up for the relentlessness of your days 😄

I had this absolutely delicious dream 
Of floating amid pocketbooks laced with cream 
Dollar bills and five thousand notes
Were sending their special bouquet up my nose 

Morning came and I had to resign 
Those exquisite dreams to the tides of time 
But ever the optimist that I am 
I know I’ll dream of riches again 

Today after breakfast I meditated
On my bank balance in the United State-es
My heart skipped a beat, I had to be cautious 
But oohhh! All that dough! So Expialidocious!

For lunch I had a sandwich and a coke 
My mind wandered into another nook 
Yes it was lined up and down with money bags 
I was so overcome I almost gagged 

Tea was a peaceful affair as the day waned 
As I dipped in a biscuit my thoughts roamed again 
My prime real estate and other things like it
Made each sip sweeter, each bite iconic 

By dinner time the perfection of my day 
Was marred only by the distance that lay
Between all my riches and my two hands 
That lovely bond only wealth connoisseurs understand  

My prayers were modest as they always are:
God please don’t ever take me far 
From my beloved’s legally tender embrace 
I bow to you, I request your benevolent grace

I then lay me down for another night 
Of gilded dreams and green backed sights 
I slowly drift off on precious wings 
Made of savings certificates and treasury bills