A fond tribute to all the hillbillies around the world; to the vaccinated lot and the detergent gulpers 😉

I was mindin’ ma own beeswax, toilin’ on the grange
potterin’ in my chicken coops, Tendin’ to ma mange
Got it off sweet Misty Dawn, the old ass at the farm
She’s in Donkey Heaven now and left me with the charm
I’d have a 12 Corona pack, and get drunk as Cooter Brown*,
I’d be swayin’ about the Hillby Farm until the sun went down
I was happy as a pig in mud* 
America was great
And the dammed Corona virus came to the United States


I done not seen it yet, they say it’s kinda small
But ma piggy babies are tiny too, and I can see ‘em all!
I got me a pair of new clod hoppers from Jed’s shoe estate
To stamp out the damned varmint, if it came up to ma gate
I also done taken out ma AR-15
And polished it up nicely to a mighty high gleam
And If I ever see that Corona son of a gun
I’ll mow it down with a full-on clip ‘fore I’m fully done!


The Corona! Who’d have thunk that beer could be mean!
I’ve done throwed 24 cans of it on the grody heap
I’m indulgin’ me ale-hankerin’ with this new “Lion Beer”
Brewed in Colombo, Kentucky by a good ol’ American brewer
Now I sit on ma porch all day, until it done get dark
Waitin for the cowardly Corona to holler its ugly bark
I got ma gun on the ready, and ma virus killin’ gel
“I’m ready for ya plonker, and you can Kiss ma go to hell*!”


They say the Corona’s got a magical wee cloak
And you can’t really see the darn thang until you all-out croak
And then it just eats ya, right up from the inside
So you’re not there no more - like you just never died!
No sir! I ain’t gonna let that happen to ol’ Bubba Buckley
I already got me a verse cut in marble for when I decease
And then I heard our Cap’n Trump on the idiot box
He said drinking De-tergent will kill the nasty fox
So I went to ol’ Skeeters, and got me 20 pods of Tide
Gonna have the whole darned lot with ma Lion beer tonight.

Southern Slang/ Idioms:
*As drunk as Cooter Brown: Very drunk; inebriated
*Happy as a pig in mud: very happy; ecstatic
*Kiss My Go to Hell: Kiss my a**
*Hankering: craving; urge