IF HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF, I’M SO GETTING MYSELF A DINOSAUR!

At 18, Cleopatra was crowned Egypt’s queen
After which she went on to wed 
Both her brothers, to keep the kingdom together 
It was quite a common thing then 

Vikings often dyed their hair blonde
Laika was the first dog in space
Coca Cola is older than the Eiffel Tower 
The ancient Egyptians invented toothpaste 

Ancient Greek dudes played sports in the nude
An owl lived with Florence nightingale 
Dentures were first made from the teeth of dead soldiers 
Shakespeare was scared of trains 

People danced whether they liked it or not
When they got the Dancing Plague 
The shortest war lasted only 38 minutes 
The first computer programmer was Ada Lovelace 

There is only one time zone in China 
Japan has some of the most elderly
Marie Curie won the Nobel Prize twice
For Physics and for Chemistry 

The movie “Star Wars” came out at the same time 
As the last guillotine execution 
Ancient Romans used pee to wash their laundry 
Abe Lincoln was once a wrestling champion 

The oldest joke is over 4000 years old 
And no, it was not about history or art
Let me give you a clue, sometimes its a burp or two
At other times you let out a _____! (Fart!)