There was once a spider small
He was only a quarter inch tall
But what he lacked in height and strength
He made up for with his confidence 

He was quite a gifted dancer
A funny leg shaker, a cheerful prancer
He had bright blue and red stripes on him
This happy little spider called Sparklemuffin

Sparklemuffin was always showing off
His marvellous dance skills to his lady loves
And when he was being especially cute
He’d wave his dancing legs all about 

He’d wiggle and waggle his body around
Sending love signals through the ground
The girls would twitter upon their twigs
As Sparkly danced his wonderful jigs

Then the ladies would all cheer and clap 
As he finally shook open his belly flap
He’d shimmy and shake, wave his legs all eight
He’d get all the ladies into quite a state!

His show done, he’d climb up on the fence
And bow and smile for his audience
You’ll never see a funnier drama king 
Than the rocking and rolling little sparklemuffin.